The state of Central California: here’s the beef

Former Supervisor and dairyman Leroy Ornellas add to the column about shearing off the San Joaquin Valley into the new state of Central California. 

“In the new state of Central California all voter guides and other important information will be in Portuguese and English. Gustine will be our state capital. Our state mammal will be the Holstein cow. Some of our neighbors of Dutch background will want Jerseys but will be overwhelmed by Portuguese voters in Newman.

Governor Ashley Swearington ( former Mayor of Fresno) in order to keep peace in a divided state where Stockton is 3rd behind Bakersfield and Fresno in influence and population will declare Michael Fitzgerald’s birthday a state holiday.”

I strongly support the Holstein as our state mammal. And we could all use another day off.

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