Merry Christmas, water wonks

Kathy Grant, Lodi’s watershed education coordinator, writes this variation of “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.”

Special kudos to Kathy for working in the acronym “BMP.”

 

*’Twas the Night Before Christmas

 (the watershed management version)*

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the watershed

Not a creature was stirring, they’d all gone to bed

The river was nestled all snug in her banks

Not a sign of erosion, for this we give thanks

To the citizens who spent their time planting the trees

And the native wildflowers that attracted the bees

When out near the lake there arose such a clatter

A deer raised its head to see what was the matter

It was merely a dog who barked to get loose

Chasing away another pesky Canada goose.

The lake, how it shimmered.

The water, how clean.

Its hypolimnion well-aerated

Its IBI value a dream.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But signs all around me of people who care.

Shoreline homeowners who’d come to their senses

Farmers ensuring their stream banks have fences.

Well maintained buffers all planted with trees

Townships installing their own BMPs.

Infiltration! Bioretention!

Sand filters and more,

To keep dirty storm water

From reaching the shore!

With a staff gauge in place at the monitoring station,

And the permits acquired for wetland restoration.

I marveled to myself, as I surveyed the scene

Thank goodness for all who keep our watershed clean!

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