Advertising 101

Got your advertising space?

Check! It’s a large billboard along the heavily trafficked I-5 near the Mossdale “Y” in Lathrop.

Got you phone number so people know where to call?

Check! “(209) 915-0126,” in very large digits!

Got your name so they know whom to call?

Check! “Call Vince,” also in huge letters.

Got your picture so that they know who you are?

Check! A large-and-in-charge smiling mug.

Got a description of the goods and/or services that you provide so they know why to call you?

Ummm…

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